john went shopping for some camouflage trousers

but he couldn’t find any

what do short sighted ghosts wear

spooktacles

why does molly throw such big parties

the morgue the merrier

what do you call a deer with no eyes

no eye deer

what do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes

still no eye deer

why did moriarty refuse to go to bed

he was resisting a rest

what’s brown on the inside and transparent on the outside

a liver in a sandwich bag

how many consulting detectives does it take to change a light bulb

just one: he holds it in place and the entire world revolves around him

an enormous hole has appeared in the ground in the middle of London

scotland yard are looking into it

what do the famous scientists of the 18th century have in common

they’re all dead

how does lestrade arrest a pig

with ham cuffs